Friday, March 9, 2018
Wanted: A Good Night's Sleep
Currently interviewing to fill an opening in our sleep department. Ideal candidate will have a minimum of five years experience, preferably working with the middle-aged population. Must be available to work an eight-hour shift between the hours of 9:00 p.m. and 5:00 a.m. Candidates should also possess a strong work ethic, the ability to work under pressure, and be able to maintain focus even when confronted with multiple distractions, including loud snoring, slamming doors, and cats thundering up and down the hallway and occasionally banging into the bedroom door. Must be a team player and willing to make the boss look good. Position starts immediately.
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LOL. I love the style of this and am sorry you aren't getting enough sleep. Hopefully, your job description will get filled this weekend!
ReplyDeleteThanks, Deb! I honestly don't remember the last time I got a full 8 hours of uninterrupted sleep. But laughing about it sure beats crying! I'm glad you got a laugh out of it, too. :)
ReplyDeleteThis is hilarious! Though I also found myself nodding along ruefully because I so relate. Such a creative way to approach the problem. Now I'm imagining what I might write my own Want Ads for! Might have to borrow this idea later in the month.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad it made you laugh! It was actually fun to write. If only it were that simple, right? Please do borrow the idea. I would love to see what you do with it! :)
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